The adventures of that guy by Stickbomber, literature
Literature
The adventures of that guy
THE ADVENTURES (KIND OF) OF THAT GUY!
Chapter 1: the dragon
This is that guy. You know that guy. If you're in his class, you'll say "ask that guy" or "I know that guy". So his name is that guy. He hasn't got a name coz I'm lazy, and stuff the 'everything is normal' bit at beginnings! His class is NOT normal. By then I think he's gotten used to the fact that there's a huge dragon sleeping on the roof of his classroom. And that his classroom has dry rot (bacteria that eats wood stuff) I don't know why they call it dry rot. It starts in damp (kind of wet) places and spreads to wood areas. To stop dry rot, you have to cut off large sectio
TATGch2theadventuresofthatguy by Stickbomber, literature
Literature
TATGch2theadventuresofthatguy
THE ADVENTURES (KIND OF) OF THAT GUY!
Chapter 2: The bullies
That guy's school had a problem. Also, I'm not naming the school coz I'm lazy! Anyway, the problem was their bullies. They didn't mug people or bash people. They were ninjas. Now do you see why that's a problem? Instead of bashing people for lunch money, they just stole it. If the principal cared, he would have had that yakuza guy hiding in the bushes, shoot them a long time ago. He couldn't do that anymore coz if you paid attention in chapter1 he got eaten by the dragon, which right now is being taught how to make loc ness monster soup by that guy's mom (the dragon's female
THE ADVENTURES (KIND OF) OF THAT GUY!
Chapter three: An actual adventure.
That guy was playing in the park with his dragon. He already checked if there were yakuza guys in the bushes by chucking scraps of left over loch ness monster, they had for dinner last night, in the bushes. Anyways, that guy thought that it was fun (and it probably was) to throw bones and see dogs chewing on the bone, and then the dragon ate the dogs and started chewing on the bone. Later, he was flying on the dragon (the dragon couldn't walk without trying to eat another dog, so he decided to fly her) and then a portal opened up and that guy flew straight throu
41 ways to die!
1. Getting shot
2. Poisoned
3. Stabbed
4. Spiked
5. Eaten
6. By sharks
7. Or piranhas
8. Beaten to death by your grandma
9. Or your grandpa
10. Toasted
11. Bombed by atom bomb in some crazy scheme to take over the world
12. Car crash
13. Sky diving without parachute
14. *beep*ed
15. Flying sharks descending on your grandmas cupcakes
16. Kung-fu'd to death
17. Death note
18. Sliced
19. Bleed to death
20. Hit by a care package
21. Bashed
22. Gang bashed
23. Overkill
24. Run over
25. Something too *beep*ed to mention (you're imagination!(please post in comment)).
26. Starve
27. Dehydrate
28. Farts
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Me:All right bastards, what you haven't been waiting for! Michael Jackson VS Justin Bieber! All right half wit fans with a bit more than nothing to do, give it down for, BIEBER! Uh... retard...
Bieber:Hi! wassup fan guys+girls
(Girlish screaming from fanguys+fangirls)
Me:Ugh.. that was terrible... Anyway! Now get ready for... MICHAEL JACKSON. Uh... he's a retard too.
(Thriller comes on and michael jackson comes from the ground)
Michael:Hi wassup kiddies!
Bieber:What a pedo!
Michael:Your uglay
Bieber:Oh sure. Your all zombie and stuff.
Michael:Like your any better. Am I right guys?
(Audience listening to something else)
Bieber:They
Fast facts about google by Stickbomber, literature
Literature
Fast facts about google
1. Google's office is called a googleplex.
2.Google is dog friendly.
3.Google's first storage was Lego.
4.Google was called BackRub.
5.The staff are called Googlers.
6.The Googleplex has a T-rex skeleton called Stan out the front.
7.I did an information report on google.
8.Google has Google coloured phoneboxes.
9.Google has a lot of kitchens with snacks and stuff.
10.They also have a gym.
11.They have a giant lego guy.
12. They have pink flamigos.
13.Their first snack was Swedish fish.
14.Google does April fools stuff.
15.I want to work in the Googleplex.
You know you're weird when you go around in the supermarket throwing toilet paper and saying "free ice-cream bastards! Admit it! Your all fat!" at everyone. I don't even know how you'd get the toilet paper.
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Awkward moments
When you realize you're holding up your own party by telling such bad jokes, the people in your party want to kick you out, but they can't because you're the host.
When you're surrounded by people, a lot richer than you are, but they hold you in a higher position than they are, and they try to make an expensive conversation. E.g. Guy: "Have you bought the newest Mercedes yet? It has the most convenient radio system yet!" You: "What?"
When you realize your friend is the guy that won't grow up, and you would do anything to get him out.
When you say you can do something amazing and you could, but you failed for the first 5 tr
THE RANDOM STORY ON THE SPOT by Stickbomber, literature
Literature
THE RANDOM STORY ON THE SPOT
THE RANDOM STORY ON THE SPOT
Warning: This might contain content that might offend you. For example; I'm going to call you a dumbass soon.
Chapter 1: The dentist
Harry was in a car. He was going to the dentist. They got there. There was a trolley there and he kicked it fiercly into a van and left an ugly scratch on the van. His mom didn't notice and they went inside the medial clinic. Why did he do this? Harry was pissed.Really pissed. Why was he pissed? He had to go to the dentist. He wasn't scared, just pissed. He had to go just because he had black spots on his teeth. His sister said that they were soy sauce stains. He with his mom went
Cappa 2: Training
WARNING: I'M GOING TO CALL YOU A DUMBASS AGAIN
Note: What do you think cappa is? If you thought it meant cappuccino you're a dumbass. It means chapter genius!
Another note: Read cappa 1 first
When Harry woke up, he was at the front door of his house.
"Looks like your mom ditched you." Lincoln said.
Note: To all those who are wondering who Lincoln is, he's the Abraham Lincoln from the last chapter. Dumbass. From now on, I'm calling him Lincoln.
"Yep." Harry answered.
"Make it quick. Zombies are coming." Lincoln said. Harry walked inside his house.
"Hey mom! I'm going to go with Abraham Lincoln because I'm the chosen