The adventures of that guyTHE ADVENTURES (KIND OF) OF… THAT GUY!Chapter 1: the dragonThis is that guy. You know that guy. If you're in his class, you'll say "ask that guy" or "I know that guy". So his name is that guy. He hasn't got a name coz I'm lazy, and stuff the 'everything is normal' bit at beginnings! His class is NOT normal. By then I think he's gotten used to the fact that there's a huge dragon sleeping on the roof of his classroom. And that his classroom has dry rot (bacteria that eats wood stuff) I don't know why they call it dry rot. It starts in damp (kind of wet) places and spreads to wood areas. To stop dry rot, you have to cut off large sectio
TATGch2theadventuresofthatguyTHE ADVENTURES (KIND OF) OF… THAT GUY!Chapter 2: The bulliesThat guy's school had a problem. Also, I'm not naming the school coz I'm lazy! Anyway, the problem was their bullies. They didn't mug people or bash people. They were ninjas. Now do you see why that's a problem? Instead of bashing people for lunch money, they just stole it. If the principal cared, he would have had that yakuza guy hiding in the bushes, shoot them a long time ago. He couldn't do that anymore coz if you paid attention in chapter1 he got eaten by the dragon, which right now is being taught how to make loc ness monster soup by that guy's mom (the dragon's female
TATGch3THE ADVENTURES (KIND OF) OF… THAT GUY!Chapter three: An actual adventure.That guy was playing in the park with his dragon. He already checked if there were yakuza guys in the bushes by chucking scraps of left over loch ness monster, they had for dinner last night, in the bushes. Anyways, that guy thought that it was fun (and it probably was) to throw bones and see dogs chewing on the bone, and then the dragon ate the dogs and started chewing on the bone. Later, he was flying on the dragon (the dragon couldn't walk without trying to eat another dog, so he decided to fly her) and then a portal opened up and that guy flew straight throu
41 ways to die41 ways to die!1. Getting shot2. Poisoned3. Stabbed4. Spiked5. Eaten6. By sharks7. Or piranhas8. Beaten to death by your grandma9. Or your grandpa10. Toasted11. Bombed by atom bomb in some crazy scheme to take over the world12. Car crash13. Sky diving without parachute14. *beep*ed15. Flying sharks descending on your grandmas cupcakes16. Kung-fu'd to death17. Death note18. Sliced19. Bleed to death20. Hit by a care package21. Bashed22. Gang bashed 23. Overkill24. Run over25. Something too *beep*ed to mention (you're imagination!(please post in comment)).26. Starve27. Dehydrate28. Farts29
The prolouge of minecraftYou, a nameless miner is walking through the kingdom selling and buying goods. Suddenly, you hear shouting. A ghast has escaped from the royal netherworld portal and has preyed on the king on his royal walk. You decide to take action!"Take this!" You shout as you use your pickaxe and swing at the ghast. The ghast escapes your pickaxe grabs the king in it's tentacles and runs. "No!" As you chase the ghast, you realise he is heading towards the wilderness where the king will never survive! You chase the ghast across the plains and into a cave. In there, you find a dead end where you swing your pickaxe and slay the ghast! The king falls to the
Origin of minecraft 2Origin of minecraft 2I write this in the shelter of my humble abode. I hope this reaches the hands of a savior.This country is in turmoil. It started with the creation of a portal to hell… otherwise known as a netherworld portal. However, if it were naturally built this wouldn't have happened. Unfortunately, it wasn't. I am convinced that the electrical surge that followed the opening of the portal was no accident. Even now as I grow more and more pixilated, I still write this letter with what I can. I am turning into a monster. I know it. Even as my flesh rots away I still retain humanity. When the electrical surge hit the portal, a
Live by the pen, Die by the sword.(This short story has never happened and probably never will happen)Michael Freeman was a special boy. He was able to write since he was 1. He picked up a fountain pen and used it to convey his thoughts. Throughout his young life, he focused on mathematics, economics and other business studies. He befriended a boy named Geoffrey Little. Geoffrey was a boy who had learned to fight at an early age. Michael's future aspiration was to be a successful businessman and Geoffrey wanted to be a soldier, like his late father. They both vowed to meet again when they moved schools after they had established their goals. 15 years later, Michael was a re
My Dream RPG Character SheetClass: Spellsword. Spellswords use a combination of magic and swordplay, so most of the time their blades have enchantments on it. They often use both at the same time.Race: Elf. Elves are a naturally noble race and are therefore in higher regard than other races. They also make good magicians and sometimes warriors.Racial Abilities: Racial 1: Summon Allies: Active ability. Cast a summoning circle that summons befriended allies of your specification to help you. You can also summon contracted creatures. Only 5 allies out at one time.Racial 2: Animal Allegiance: There are two parts of this racial. One is passive which makes animals lov
Through the Eyes of HerobrineThrough the eyes of HerobrineI walk, across the land. Covering distances normal people would take days to accomplish, achieving things that would take months to accomplish. My brother, Notch was the one that created continually improves the universe. I watch over his creations. He made me omnipotent but as a result, I lost my sight. However, I can sense everything. I can never lose sight of anything. All creatures ignore me, all people fear me. Even the mighty ender dragon, is not my match. My first purpose was to watch over all players and eliminate all threats to this universe. That was my job until some time ago. My brother and I lost ou
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