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Cause, Event, Effect with JBJustin Bieber Sucks but is useful to understand Cause, Event & Effect
Cause: Justin Bieber went to bed
Event: He died
Effect: Dead Girls cried
Cause: I'm hungry
Event: I eat Justin Bieber's food
Effect: Justin Bieber cries
Cause: I took Justin Bieber's lunch
Event: He took it too seriously
Effect: I slapped him silly
Cause: Buddy's hungry
Event: He chews on Justin Bieber's shoes
Effect: He went to his concert with a slimy shoe on his left foot.
Cause: I taught Daisy to eat Justin Bieber
Event: Daisy ate Justin Bieber
Effect: Daisy heard singing in her stomach.
Cause: I think Justin Bieber is a horrible singer
Event: I went to his concert with my mom
Effect: My mom slapped Justin Bieber where no person wanted to be slapped
A Bloody, Stupid Miracle The day we’d cured the human condition was the day I put a bullet through my head and didn’t die. It was also the day I realized how scared I actually was of death, and after hours of muscle ache from holding that gauze against my open skull, after the wound closed and everything went back to normal, I had myself a good old-fashioned brainstorm. How ironic.
But when summer came, everything had fallen to shit. The air scorched my skin and parched my tongue every time I took a breath. The sun glared down on a rapidly-collapsing world, full of the undying bastard children of cruelty and misfortune. What was one to do when their cells regenerated faster than they decomposed?
My feet hit the pavement, now littered with jagged bits of glass to snap at my toes, thoroughly baked by the blazing ball of bitter disdain high overhead. Today was worse than yesterday. Though I’d often wondered the purpose of it anymore, I
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